hayy boys and girls its Heathers first real blog post!
its a lovely almost freezing Thursday morning. i love Thursdays especially because later tonight there's TNL Chi Alpha's Weekly worship service! my Thursdays are usually very uneventful in the morning i wake up, get dressed, head over to cafe on my little purple cruiser bike, have my usual Thursday morning chat with Josh before he goes to class, act a fool with Joy behind the coffee bar, catch up on homework that due for my 11am class and then head off to class. but this morning my routine was rudely interrupted by a little thing that everyone has probably had at one point in their life, yes a nightmare.
i was woken from my slumber from a nightmare at about 4 am. sure everyone had a nightmare or two when they wake up for a split second just to catch their breath from a falling type dream. but this dream was different, after i awoke from this dream i had to wake up and bandage my hand which took about 15 minutes.
most of you are probably like "what the Heck? bandage your hand??" yes you read correctly bandage my hand. i punched the wall next to my bed because of my nightmare. it was that bad of a nightmare! "well Heather, are you gonna tell us all about this nightmare since you sparked our interest?" well if you really want to know ill tell you.
now gather around the fireplace children, This might be a good story... maybe... i hope... but probably not
i was having a nice peaceful dream about how my day was gonna go today. my dream then fast forwarded to TNL tonight. everyone was there, the UPA Gang and mostly all of Chi Alpha. and then i see "him", let's call "him"... "John" i see John with his baggy clothes and his usual beanie on. he spots me, and I'm like "o crap" so i try to avoid him by ducking in to the middle of The Gang. but it doesnt work John still comes over give everybody daps and then he gets to me... "o i know whats coming he wants a hug and i don't wanna give him one." i extend my hand for dap but John has other things on his agenda, and this is where the nightmare starts, he grabs my hand and pulls me close into a hug. as this happens im like "uuuuggggghhhhh why isn't anyone doing anything????? some one call me away to go do something!!!!" but no one does. and then the nightmare just gets worse. he tries to pull me in for a kiss!!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! as soon as i realize this is happening i gather up all my might and push myself away i yell "i can't believe you think i like you like that!!!!!!" i send a left hook to his chest and then a right uppercut to his face. and this is when i wake up. because i had just very forcefully punched my wall. not enough to put a hole in it, but just enough to wake me up by making my hand hurt enough to scream obscenities.
don't you just hate that! ive woken up to a whole bunch of other things like screaming in my sleep, falling out of my bed, not being able to breathe because i was sick, drunk roomates banging on my door cause i left a note politely asking them to clean up their multitude of beer cans and cake smears on the wall (thats a story for another day), but never have i been woken up by punching my wall. this is officially the oddest way to wake up in the middle of the night.
i hope that the throbbing goes away by tomorrow.
just thought i should let yall all know why my hand is bandaged so i wont have to explain it to as many people tonight at TNL.
speaking of TNL... MGO ANNOUNCEMENTS TONIGHT!!!!!!! omg so exciting!!!!! i wonder where im going?
ill post about it tomorrow!
as tigger says TTFN Ta Ta For Now! woo hoo hoo hoo!!
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